Friday, February 6, 2009

All I Need To Know.....




All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Final Fantasy


If you need money, go beat something up - You can go forever without sleep if you drink enough potions - You can't learn anything without experience - No matter how badly you are hurt you can always sleep it off - Nothing important happens without you around - You don't find anything new out by talking to the same person over and over again - Even after you beat the "boss" there is always someone harder - It's the little ones that will kill you - If you are having trouble getting somewhere hitch a ride on a big yellow bird, they can get ANYWHERE!! - No matter how many things you do to save the world no one knows your name - If you throw something at someone you never get it back - If you think something bad is going to happen just record your progress first - All bad guys have a really scary laugh - If you get really lost just read the guide book.... or ask Drew - Throwing money at people can be deadly - There are a lot of people around willing to give you free stuff - Stores will buy ANYTHING off you - You can't hit a flying object, even if it's practically sitting on your head, without a long range weapon - You don't get much tougher by undertaking the same challenge over and over again - If it's broke, Cid can fix it - Female generals are not to be messed with - Don't worry about being thrown in even the most heavily guarded prison, there is always a way out, and they usually don't stop to search you for weapons - Changing cloths allows you to do cool new things - Steal from everyone, they might have something good - If you find a chest or a box lieing around, you should feel free to take whatever's inside for your own - It's possible to jump really high or fall from a great height and still be just fine - We are the only society that created airships after cars - It's possible to hold your breath under water for 5 minutes or more at a time while doing strenuous physical activity, no problem - Walking into town with big heavy armor on and carrying around a veritable armory doesn't attract any attention - Throwing a parade is asking for trouble - You can wear the same cloths every day for months and no one cares - Never walk when you can run - Sin can be defeated - Most strongholds have back doors that are in plain view but apparently no one but you can find them

4 comments:

Amy Nelson said...

Those are funny! Did you write them all? Very creative! See you on Tuesday.

Scottieo said...

Yup, I made it up all by myself. :P

Stephanie Oram said...

That was very creative and funny! I hope you don't really use these in your life :D

TMR said...

also you can walk into anyone's house and rummage around and nobody cares.